Archive for May, 2009

ever notice how much losercorns say stuff like meow and merowr and rawr???
May 30, 2009

i mean where the heck did all of that stuff come from???

i think a losercorn…

or a cat…

I KNOW!!!

a losercat!!!

no…

but whoever did was awesome…

GO LOSERCATS!!!

Meow!!!

see???

meow! meow! meow! meow! meow! meow! meow!

rawr! rawr! rawr! rawr! rawr! rawr! rawr! rawr! rawr!

merowr! merowr! meowr! merowr! merowr! merowr!

THAT WAS AWESOMEFUL!!!

to some extent

– the losercorns “awesomeful idiots who rock so hard we scare people!!!”

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how to be a losercorn. part 3
May 29, 2009

hi again. this is the third lesson on how to be a losercorn.

next you must develop an imaginary friend that lives under a teacher’s couch. if your teacher doesn’t have a couch, use a desk, chair,or anything alse that might work. then you must give him/her a name. the names Bobbart R. Stupid and Bobbet Isa Retard are already taken so think of something else please. or you will be reported to the police for plagerism. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!  (not really) there will be more later. so check in later. wait… are you still reading this? man don’t you have anything else to do? wow. your life must be an empty void of boring…ness. look at the rest of the blog or the wet monkey will sleep in your bed. oh BURN!!! what now.

-the losercorns

the most awesomest haiku ever! (not really)
May 28, 2009

here it is!!!

this is a haiku

i am out of ideas

this poem is crap.

isn’t that poem <not> awesomeful!?!

the most awesomest songs ever (on youtube!)
May 27, 2009

ok many of you have read things on this blog about parry gripp songs or the laser collection or we have written “DR. OCTAGONAPUS BLAAAH!” if you were curious about those, here are the links to the videos. if you were not curious about the videos, WATCH THEM ANYWAY!!!

sphagetti cat- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXHqoPHZCUM

boogie boogie hedgehog- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK0l2tqFDvM&feature=related

Do You Like Waffles???- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtlaTNI1TaU&feature=PlayList&p=27D2920D06916EB2&index=0

Laser Collection 1- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSVNbxjdvv8

Laser collection 2- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQLKEZzBIZE&feature=related

dr.octagonapus remix- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7Of7rqFKlY&feature=related

dr. octagonapus 2- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2Q90Swbp2s&feature=related

have fun realizing the full extent of our retardedness!!!

YAY!!!

losercorns like coldplay
May 27, 2009

As Losercorns, we are a team. I know we sound like Troy Bolton leading those brave Wildcats to victory(lol) but what we mean is we are not one, but all. You know Coldplay? Viva la Vida and Clocks? Well, who’s the lead singer? Barely anyone knows. You just know them as Coldplay. If you know one of the Losercorns, you know them all!!!!!

WE RULE!
May 27, 2009

WE RULE! HOBOS AND FRO YOS DONT MIX BUT HULA HOOPS GET THE TRIX BUT TRIX ARE FOR KIDS SILLY RABBIT HULA HOOP HOBO WHO EATS FRO YO THINGIE!

This is a song… #2
May 26, 2009

This is the song that never ends, It just goes on and on my friends, some people, started singin’  it,  not knowing what it was, and they’ll keep on singin’ it forever just because; 

This is the song that never ends, It just goes on and on my friends, some people, started singin’  it,  not knowing what it was, and they’ll keep on singin’ it forever just because;

This is the song that never ends, It just goes on and on my friends, some people, started singin’  it,  not knowing what it was, and they’ll keep on singin’ it forever just because;

This is the song that never ends, It just goes on and on my friends, some people, started singin’  it,  not knowing what it was, and they’ll keep on singin’ it forever just because;

This is the song that never ends, It just goes on and on my friends, some people, started singin’  it,  not knowing what it was, and they’ll keep on singin’ it forever just because;

This is the song that never ends, It just goes on and on my friends, some people, started singin’  it,  not knowing what it was, and they’ll keep on singin’ it forever just because;

This is the song that never ends, It just goes on and on my friends, some people, started singin’  it,  not knowing what it was, and they’ll keep on singin’ it forever just because;

This is the song that’ll hopefully end, it won’t go on and on my friend, some people started singin’ it, not knowing what it was, please please PLEASE stop singing’ it forever just because;

This song is getting really annoying, whenever you won’t stop singing, it is so annoying, I wish that it would stop, then why am I still singing it forever just because;

This is the song that never ends, It just goes on and on my friends, some people, started singin’  it,  not knowing what it was, and they’ll keep on singin’ it forever just because;

This is the song that never ends, It just goes on and on my friends, some people, started singin’  it,  not knowing what it was, and they’ll keep on singin’ it forever just because…

ACK!!!

MY MIND IS BEING MUSHED INTO NOTHINGNESS BY A STUPID SONG!!!

AHHH!!!

This is the song that never ends, It just goes on and on my friends, some people, started singin’  it,  not knowing what it was, and they’ll keep on singin’ it forever just because;

This is the song that never ends, It just goes on and on my friends, some people, started singin’  it,  not knowing what it was, and they’ll keep on singin’ it forever just because;

This is the song that never ends, It just goes on and on my friends, some people, started singin’  it,  not knowing what it was, and they’ll keep on singin’ it forever just because;

This is the song that never ends, It just goes on and on my friends…

WE FOUNDED!
May 26, 2009

We found a poll! (or 3) These are the polls: 

Messed  up!

-The Losercorns

This is the Song…
May 26, 2009

This is the song that never ends, It just goes on and on my friends, some people, started singin’  it,  not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singin’ it forever just because,

This is the song that never ends, It just goes on and on my friends, some people, started singin’  it,  not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singin’ it forever just because,

This is the song that never ends, It just goes on and on my friends, some people, started singin’  it,  not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singin’ it forever just because,

This is the song that never ends, It just goes on and on my friends, some people, started singin’  it,  not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singin’ it forever just because,

This is the song that never ends, It just goes on and on my friends, some people, started singin’  it,  not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singin’ it forever just because,

This is the song that taco ends, It just goes on and on my friends, some people, started singin’  it,  not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singin’ it forever just because,

This is the song that never ends, It just goes on and on my friends, some people, started singin’  it,  not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singin’ it forever just because,

This is the song that never ends, It just goes on and on my friends, some people, started singin’  it,  not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singin’ it forever just because,

This is the song that never ends, It just goes on and on my friends, some people, started singin’  it,  not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singin’ it forever just because,

This is the song that never ends, It just goes on and on my enemy fololo and falala, some people, started singin’  it,  not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singin’ it forever just because,

This is the song that never ends, It just goes on and on my friends, some people, started singin’  it,  not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singin’ it forever just because,

This is the song that never ends, It just goes on and on my friends, some people, started singin’  it,  not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singin’ it forever just because,

This is the song that never ends, It just goes on and on my friends, some people, started singin’  it,  not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singin’ it forever just because,

This is the song that never ends, It just goes on and on my friends, some people, started singin’  it,  not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singin’ it forever just because,

This barfs the song that never barfs, It just barfs on and on my friends, some people, started barfin’  it,  not barfing what it was, and they’ll continue barfin’ it forever just because,

This is the song that never ends, It just goes on and on my friends, some people, started singin’  it,  not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singin’ it forever just because,

This is the song that never ends, It just goes on and on my friends, some people, started singin’  it,  not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singin’ it forever just because,

This is the lemon that never ends, lemon just goes on and on my lemons, some lemons, started singin’  lemon,  not knowing what lemon was, and lemons’ll continue singin’ it forever just because,

GENE SIMMONS IS NOT A FANTASY!!! WOOT!!!

We really don’t know who Gene Simmons is…

-The Losercorns

FOLOLO and FALALA!!!
May 26, 2009

This is a game you can do with anybody!!!

There are only two rules!

You must memorize these numbered actions to play!!!

If the person you are playing with pays attention the WHOLE TIME!

YOU MUST TELL THEM!!!… the pink is with them…let the warpstar live on! 

1.Ask if they are Fololo or Falala!

2.If they are Falala, poke them HARD. If they are Fololo, smell them.

3.If they are Fololo, say “YOU IMPUDENT BLUE PACMANNISH BLOB!” If they are Falala, say “YOU FOOLISH PINK PACMANNISH BLOB!”

4.Say, “REVENGE BY THE PINK VACUUM IS IMMINENT!!!

5.Laugh like an idiot.

6.Say, “Comment tu tappelles?”

7. Say, YOU ARE A SLAVE OF DDD!!!

8.Say, MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

9.If they have anything edible, eat it.

10.Do a  little Irish Jig.

IF YOU GET THIS FAR…

It gets harder.

Here is a reward for making it this far.

Now…

11.Tell them eat their lemonade in a cow!

12.Remind them to buckle their lace-shoeses 

13.If they are Fololo, say hohoho. If they are Falala, say FALALALALALALA!

14.Stare at them for 42 seconds.

15.Say MEROWROHOOIDIENINTENDOGSSOIUYT!

16.Try to stand on their head.

17.Say YOU CAN LICK YOUR ELBOW! And lick your toes.

18.Eat their fudgesicle.(If they do not have a fudgesicle, eat their pretend fudgesicle)

19.Scream LUKE!!! I AM YOUR MOTHER!

20.SIDE TACKLE THEM

Wow…

You have chosen one who is used to utter randomness…

Here is your reward!

21.Sing any Wicked song of your choice BACKWARDS!

22.Hiccup 56 times

23.Pretend to gag

24.Scream I AM RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS!!!

25.Fall asleep for 3 seconds.

26.Act like a Zombie

27.Say like totally likelikelike yaknow!

28.Pull out some of their hair

29.Say I am a hacker and have stolen your passwords!

30.Play pattycake with yourself

You…

ARE SCARING ME!!!

How did you get so far?

Anyhoo…

That’s all for now!