How to completely freak people out in an elevator!!!

Exclaim “Ding!” every time the elevator stops at a floor

Salute and say “Welcome aboard!,” whenever someone enters

 

Open your bag and, while looking inside, ask, “Do have enough air in there?”

 

Meow occasionally 

Suggest that you all join in a sing along!

 

Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall. Don’t get off of the elevator, look up, or move until every one has left.

 

Grin stupidly at another passenger and announce, “I’ve got new socks on!”

Start randomly singing, “I love you, you love me, we’re a happy family!”

 

 

Have fun freaking people out in an elevator!

-The Losercorns

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