TONGUE TRAP!!!

OH NO!

SOMETHING HORRIBLE HAS HAPPENED TO ONE OF THE LOSERCORNS!

THEIR TOUNGE IS NOW STUCK IN ONE OF THOSE WEIRD, POINTLESS, FINGER TRAP THINGS!

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, wait…

The tongue is no longer confined in a thin, cylinder-shaped, thing.

So calm down,

we all know how frantic you were,

how you were about to decapitate your pet tomato,

how you were going to rip your deodorant to shreds,

but you can spaz out no longer!

For we have detached the all-mighty tongue from the horrifying beast!!!!

-The Losercorns

P.S. Finger traps hurt when they are attached to your tongue.

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