For Losercorns, being called, weird, crazy, or insane, is a HUGE compliment!
Therefore, to be a true Losercorn, you have to have REASONS for people to think that you’re crazy, right?
Here are some awesome ways to make people think that you are completely out of your mind!!!
When someone explains something to you, stare at them seriously and ask “What does that have to do with syrup?”
Every time you kill a fly or roach, shout out, “Such is the fate of all who oppose my reign!”
While watching television, suddenly scream, “Get those people out of that box!”
When someone says something you don’t like, look them straight in the eyes and say, “We don’t like that.”
Constantly refer to yourself as if you were another person! ie: “(your name here) wants some chocolate pudding!”
Dance without music…
Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.
Finish All Your Sentences With “In Accordance With The Prophecy.”
As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
In the middle of a conversation, throw up your hands and yell, “STOP! Hammer Time!”
Just start laughing hysterically at nothing. It would help to have a weird or insane laugh.
When walking with your friends on the street, say hi to every stranger who passes by.
Tell people weird stories like, that you dream of going to Africa and becoming an orthodontist for giraffes!
Say random things. Something that has nothing to do with the topic, like, Cake is a Lie. Or, The Chipmunks are plotting to take over the world.
Draw a picture or write something on your forehead, and when you’re asked about it pretend that nothing is there.
When someone says hi, MEOW AT THEM! (This is a personal favorite)
Write lists like these so people wonder what kind of a sick mind could think these things up. (heh heh heh…)
Sit on a bench with an R/C toy car remote. Pretend to control people walking by. Make loud engine and tire squealing noises.
Tell your friend you are going to do a great magic trick. Give him the three of Diamonds, face up, from the deck. shuffle the deck. guess that your friend has the 96 of Purple. Then guess the S of Mushrooms. Then guess the Prince of Wales. Then ask for his card. Look at it for awhile, then give up and say you didn’t like the trick anyway. (This one is REALLY amusing at parties!)
Try to snorkel in your fish tank. (or even better, in a fish tank at a fancy restaurant.)
Whenever someone suggests that you have done something wrong, say loudy, “YOU CAN’T PROVE ANYTHING!!!!” And run away as fast as you can!
In the middle of a large crowd, jump as high as you can repeatedly. Keep jumping until someone asks what you’re doing. Then say, “I WAS FLYING MOMMY!!!”
When getting money out of an ATM, as the money comes out, jump around excitedly while screaming, “I won! I won!”
At a store, go into the dressing room, and come back out after a minute and tell an employee that it’s out of toilet paper.
If you live with another person, wake them up at four A.M. And with a HUGE grin on your face, say, “Good morning sunshine!” (It really frightens people)
In the middle of the night on a Saturday, dressed like you were going to school or work, wake a person and say, “It’s time to get up and go to school!” (It’s ten times more fun to do this to adults!)
Talk to your self, ALL THE TIME!
Whisper to a complete stranger while pointing at someone else nearby, “I think that he’s a robot!”
Tell your friends that the squirrel in your back yard died and that you are depressed. put eye drop as tears and use tissues to blow your nose. act sad for days
Write notes for school or something upside down. Then, whenever you are reading them or studying, it looks like you’re reading them upside down!
Buy some cereal. Talk to it. When it doesn’t answer, walk off muttering, “The rice crispies were much more talkative.”
Wear crazy, mis-matched clothes! Preferably with lots of clashing pattens and colors!
There are TONS more ways to make people think that you’re crazy!
Make up your own!
Tell us about it if it works!
And, when someone tells you that you are crazy, say “Thank you!” Smile, and walk (Or skip!) away…
Crazy people never worry about what other people think!
And by the way, if you think that this post was stupid and completely pointless, guess what?
WE DON’T CARE!!!