Hello…

My name is X27. I am a secret agent. My pseudonym is ZapCat or ThunderCat. When you aren’t supposed to hear me but can anyway, it will be in carats. <Like this>. Here is my basic profile:

Name: x27 (Dubious) 

Age: 15 (Dubious)

Profession: Annihilating countries, corrupting politicians, and the like. (Dubious)

Parents: 6 Million Dollar Man and Wonder Woman (Dubious)

Country of Origin: Sknjhjnytop (Dubious)

Merowr… <BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!>

So…

Anyone you want to blow up??

How about a game of extreme paintball??

Say…

Ever heard of a place called Treehut?

Probably not…

Never mind…

<Kaboom! Tee hee!>

So…

Ya…

Eh…

Well…

You need to know the facts straight, really…

*boop- we65jyg675hgf767dc4321 -boop*

<STUPID COMLINK!>

You’ll have to excuse me…

<I only do this because I get paid…10,000,000 a year isn’t half bad…>

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