Archive for July, 2009

Losercorns <3 Fred!!!!!!
July 29, 2009

Ok, we know we are uber late on this, but we seriously love Fred Figglehorn. Since he is so awesomely random, hilarious, and groovy, he is going to be a new HONORARY LOSERCORN!!!!!!!!!!

Anyways, we think Fred is the coolest. We’ve watched all his vids a BAJILLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOON times. Our fave 3 our:

1. Fred Loses His Meds! <its a fred classic!>

2. Fred Goes Swimming <ROFL>

3. Fred on Valentines Day <p.s. ur thighs jiggle violently went you jog in PE!!!!!!!!!!!! Luv, Judy>

Well, anyways, Luv U Fred!

                            _The Losercorns_

Unless….
July 28, 2009

You guys haven’t sent any names in!!!
The Losercorn World name will be decided by the Losercorn Staff members if you dont email us at
amazingraisin@gmail.com

Dumb Kittehs!
July 27, 2009

 Ok, if you like The Losercorns, then you will love a close personal friend of ours:

www.dumbkitttehs.wordpress.com

You will ❤ them!

They rock becuz:

1. They mentioned us !

2. They are considerate: They said:”Stupid Quotes, Thanks to Losercorns”

3. They are hilarious!

4. And There are DUMB CATS! If you arent a cat person,

you still gotta love DUMB CATS!

The Losercorn World
July 27, 2009

       So, as you all know, the Losercorns are awesomely RANDOM,

and we are also….. off in our world. Normally, The Losercorn World is mainly for The Losercorn Staff, but now, we are going to open it up for you!

           But…..

There’s a catch.

We really dont have a name for it yet.

So,  we need at least four suggestions. You can leave them as comments, or you can email them to us at amazingraisin@gmail.com

And then, once we have the 4 we chose, we will see which is best.

AND THEN THE GROOVIEST PLACE EVER WILL BE OPENED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                  ~The Losercorns

P.S.  We are looking for something random and crazy, NOT anything with the word Losercorns in it.

YONNEPS!!!!!
July 23, 2009

Sorry we haven’t posted in a while, there just hasn’t been anything going on.

UNTIL NOW!!!!!

We Losercorns would like to be the first to inform you of a new threat to mankind…

The Yonneps.

Yonneps are invisible creatures that try to make you fall!

You know, when you’re just walking along and you randomly lose your balence, IT WAS A YONNEP!!!!

They enjoy making humans (and Losercorns) look like uncoordinated klutzes!

BEWARE OF THE YONNEPS!!!!

However, there is one way to prevent Yonneps from making you fall on your face…

All you must do is sprinkle cinnamon on your feet.

We reccomend doing this anytime you don’t want to appear to trip over flat surfaces.

We hope that this valueable information helps you keep those pesky Yonneps at bay.

-The Losercorns

CHEESY GRAPEFRUIT!!!
July 6, 2009

One of the Losercorns was recently reading a weird magazine brought to them by some of their relatives that recently were travelling!

It said, and we quote:

“Research has found that boys’ sweat smells of cheese while girls’ smells of grapefruit.”

And we in fact, did NOT just make that up because it’s odd and random!

It be true!

So gym class must smell kinda like cheese-covered grapefruit.

Or grapefruit-covered cheese…

EW!

-The Losercorns

cute animal pics
July 3, 2009

here are some cute animal pictures i found.

http://www.zimbio.com/Cute+Animal+Pictureshttp://aspcacommunity.ning.com/xn/detail/658300:Topic:1196426http://thechive.com/2008/12/cute-overload-19-photos/http://thechive.com/2008/12/cute-overload-19-photos/BunnyHuddleGERMANY/

if these dont make you smile, you dont have a heart.

RIBOFLAVIN!!!!!!!
July 3, 2009

okay people i am going to tell you about a verry important part of a losercorns diet. okay are you ready for this. this is the biggest secret in the world. okay the essential part of a losercorn’s diet is……..

RIBOFLAVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

isnt that amazing???? incase you don’t know what riboflavin is (because some people may not) riboflavin is artificial flavoring!!!!! and it is verry healthy. which brings us to a verry important question. HAVE YOU HAD YOUR DAILY RIBOFLAVIN TODAY????? if you have….. GREAT!!!!! if not, GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF!!!!! now it has occured to me that i may have hurt somone’s feelings so to make them feel better (and hopefully get them to laugh) here…………

                                                                             

                                                                                        TADA!!!!!!!

NEW PAGE!!!!
July 3, 2009

WE HAVE A NEW PAGE!!!!

Yay!

Newness!

This page is awesome because it tells you how to become…

AN HONORARY LOSERCORN!

SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!!

The only thing better than being an honorary Losercorn,

IS BEING A LOSERCORN!

Which we MIGHT make possible in the future…

So, yeah.

YOU MUST CHECK OUT THE NEW PAGE OR OUR PET NARGLES WILL DEVOUR YOUR NOSE!!!!

-The Losercorns