Archive for August, 2009

SCAM!!!!
August 30, 2009

There is apparently a new product on the market in Losercorn World called, “Magic Beans.”

You eat them, they give you magical powers, everything is all hunky dory, right?

WRONG!!!

Seeing as Losercorns are intelligent people, we have read the side-effects on a container of Magic Beans.

Here is what we found:

“Side-Effects Include, But Are Not Limited To: hair loss, dizziness, nausea, liver damage, heart failure, blindness, hearing loss, nose bleeds, back pain, wheezing, spontaneous levitation, insufferable boredom, loss of taste, and sudden death.”

And we ask you, is it worth the risk of sudden death for the possibility of magical powers?

What are your opinions on this scam?

WE NEEDZ TO KNOW!!!!

-The Losercorns

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The Magical Post of Magicalness!
August 30, 2009

Yes, you read correctly, this post is indeed magical.

Yay!

Do you know why it’s magical?

Neither do we.

It might have something to do with flying cucumbers frolicking through a field full of elephants.

Or maybe the fact that chocolates everywhere are using mind control to make humans think that they are dogs, thus the chocolates be eaten no longer and a new world order will be established.

We highly doubt that.

It is much more likely that this post is magical because shockeldiff-colored yonneps that smell like lemonade are currently eating mangoes on a tropical cruise in the Bahamas.

Wait… that doesn’t even make sense!!!

Oh well! Not making sense is fun! You should try it sometime!

May the hairbrush goats be with you!

-The Losercorns

Duct Tape!
August 29, 2009

The Losercorns have discovered the most amazing substance known to mankind, DUCT TAPE!!!!

It is the solution to everything!

And it sounds like ‘duck ape!’

So we assume that duct tape is somehow related to ducks!

We aren’t sure if it is made from ducks, or made to repair broken ducks, but we don’t care! IT ROCKS EITHER WAY!!!

Woot!

-The Losercorns

Bzzzshwowr.
August 29, 2009

Hello Hello this is important newses not really but hey.

The most viewed viral video (If its on YouTube or something like that and you see it a LOT) in the known planet earth is called lightsaber kid I THINK! This is just counting the original there are probably tons of edits of it to make it look cool and i have seen the best one it is amazing. The point is it is a kid with a broom in a room and he stands there for a moment and then he moves it around WITH NO EDITS WHATSOEVER! It is amazing if you see it and some versions make Bzzzshwowr noises. But watch the original first. Second place in the most viewed list is NumaNuma song with the original guy althogh one of the best NumaNumas is with a Stormtrooper!

There is another video that RULZ!

These people made a working X-wing complete with r2 droid. They launched it and it flew but after 15 seconds or so the S-foils crumbled because the ship was angled slightly to far. Well, this one guy edited it so that as it flys a TIE fighter swoops down and shoots at the X-wing and then the X-wing blowses up IT IS AMAZING!

Lastly we saw it on digg.com but it may be elsewhere, but we saw NYS aka new york newyork and it had a death star hovering overhead and the title was “I have a bad feeling about this” Also i saw a pic of a strmtrooper on a Japanese subway sitting sadly and it says this

UNEMPLOYMENT
It sucks when your job gets blow’d up

 

NARGLESNARGLES PASTASALAD YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Impotant….For once we really really mean it too.
August 26, 2009

This is a losercorns note that should be taken seriously. There is a possibility that there is a black hole in the center of the universe. Some losercorns are HUGE megaNerds. This one included. So if you are a nerd and you heart algebra and pens then the impending disaster will be averted.

 

 

GO LUNA LOVEGOOD!

Someone’s gonna get maimed yesterday!
August 26, 2009

Yesterday I was talked about the old movie before.

Today I finding out if the losercorns win todays match now.

TOMORROW I …

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBLACKHOLEAPPEARANCE!!!!!!!

HONORARY LOSERCORNS!!!!!!!!!
August 24, 2009

Hey you guys, BEEPPPPPPP BOOP BEEEp. Check out our new BLEEEEEEEEPPPPP BLOOOP DEEEEEEP person on the BLEEEP BLLOOOOOOOPPPPPPP Honorary Losercorns BLEEEP BLOOP BEEEEEEP

Page.

WE HAVE TO GET THAT DANG RObOT FIXED!

Sleepiness…
August 24, 2009

Uts… fav foty fav un da monin an uz Looossssercoins arr tird.

Ver tird. Slepy todeh, eh?  Yez. Slepy tadeh.  H-has deh unitorns got bak yat frum Itty Afro? No, eh? trawberrys, peez?

Deep Thoughts
August 23, 2009

The losercorns hate deep thought and algebra.

except for one…

WHO IS IT!!!???

Hmmm…

Maybe its …

???

 I DUNNO!!!

ACK …

Well, hold on.

Try doing this to calm down you brain.

j+8k-2k*f
j+6k-0*f
j=6k/f

If k is 5 and f is 4 then…

j=6(5)/(4)
j=30/4
j=7.5

 

TADAAAAA

Now who could it be???

That was too easy.

OH NO!!!!!
August 18, 2009

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!

PINK AFROS ARE DISAPPEARING ALL OVER THE WORLD!!!!

THIS IS A HUGE CRISIS!!!!!

FORGET GLOBAL WARMING!

WE WANT OUR ‘FROS!!!!!!

IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW TO STOP WHAT WE THINK ARE AFRO-OBSESSED EXTRATERRESTRIALS, TELL US!!!! PLEASE!!!!

OUR PENCILS ARE LOSING THEIR HAIR!!!!!

-The Losercorns