Archive for September, 2009

okokokok!
September 26, 2009

lately we have been getting a lot of requests, and so, we will NOW have somethings amazing for you every week.

1. Losercornopian of the week!

2. Request of the week!

3. AND>>>>>>>> RANDOM PICTURE DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!

WE’ll have more on this later.

P.S. Can you solve this and find the hidden message?

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And if you thought THAT was scary…
September 19, 2009

Everyone is always raving about how awesomesauce dinosaurs are and how generally scary and coolio they are…

NEWSFLASH!

Dinosaurs are really overly hyped in a lot of ways compared to some nasty critters. Water critters. Deadly water critters.

Some of these could have felled a T-Rex. Guess why most land dinos didnt live by the ocean? Water critters. These creatures were probably even worse than the “sea mosters” that old sailors talked about.  One very awesome example is the Deinosuchus (I spelled it erroneously) It is pronounced Die-no-SU-cus. It lived in North America near Alabama, Tennessee, Mississippi, and other nearby states. A Dinosuchus could eat 2 humans whole at once. EEPERS!

More super sea critters comin soon.

Zaphicicalationalized
September 17, 2009

Hi!

We losercorns are zaphicicalationalized.

It means that we can do magic tricks amazingly wellishlyful!

So…

Think of a number.

Okay!

Now, do these steps. (IN ORDER!)

1) Say, “COWZOONI!”

2) Add nine to your number

3) Attempt to lick the moon three times.

4) Subtract three from the number you now have.

5) Grin maniacly at someone who loathes/ignores you.

6) Multiply your number by three.

7) Smell your hair.

8) Add 6(23.7(-13+10))-4

9) Hum an annoying song from your favorite musical.

10) Divide by the original number.

Our sources indicate that your original number was not 72.

If it was not, you did something wrong. Did you forget to smell your hair?

-The Losercorns

P.S. Contest soon! More details to come!

On the road again
September 7, 2009

Me is parked on the interstate know so I be really bored. On the road again I can’t wait to get on the road again. Wait!!! I am already on it! How could I have missed this!! No!! Oh well I shall get over it. In the meantime I am still parked on the interstate. Let’s go up to a random person and ask them why they don’t have a cork necklace and if they believe in nargles and…. Blahh!!!

Sorry I had a brain explosion… What where we talking about? Hey a kitty! Where am I? Why are you reading my thoughts? Do you have phsyco powers? Can you read minds? OMG! Can I have your autograph? Blahhh!!!

Meow! Hey!… Umm ellohay ywhay may Iay eakspay niay igpay atinlay. ELPHAY!!  ahhblay!!

Bye!!!

AMAZING NEW STUPID QUOTES!!!!!
September 1, 2009

Guess what?

NEW STUPID QUOTES!!!!

MAGICALNESS!!!!

Here be them!

“No, my LEFT hand speaks French.”

“My llama speaks Gaelic! Yay!”

“TELL ME AND YOU WON’T SOON SUFFER A PAINFUL AND CHEESE-RELATED DEATH THAT I AM INDIRECTLY RESPONCIBLE FOR!!!!!”

“Hallucination is awesome!”

“When was the last time  you sprinkled your lawn with chili powder?”

“GIVE ME BACK MY TURNIPS!!!!!”

“ACK!!! MY FLUTE DROOLED ON ME!!!!”

“Wait a second, I’ve still got to put on my turnips…”

Aren’t those stupid quotes lovely?

-The Losercorns