Archive for January, 2010

The Big Test
January 31, 2010

Hello!

We are appraising the quality of this fine audience via poll in order to find out how you all spend most of your time. Are you the strong, silent type? An absolute extrovert? Someone who is still waiting for Halley’s Comet to get a bit closer? (you know you’ll be dead by then. sorry.)

Alright then!

The answers will be posted as percentages!

There is no right and wrong!

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere-

we

GO!

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Me too!
January 31, 2010

Hello!

The losercorns are recruiting new peoples to write as authors for the blog!

yay!

Anyway, we need you as a leigon of unwavering fans (thank you, too kind!)

to join up. all you need is a wordpress account and the ability to see the lights in your head. yes.

sign up now!

Also, originally we had decided that High School Musical was a dud and never gave it a thought.

Then the play pops up with Harry Potter Fanatics! Hoorah!

We watched it for, like, every day it came on! we even went to most of the practices! YAH!

Harry Potter Sayings
January 21, 2010

Welcome again to the class with no particular name or reason. today we will teach you about the many exclamations that you can use when being a total wierdo, ruining your social life, and therefore being a losercorn. anyway here are about 1,950,952,587 reasons NOT to grow cabbage on your porch. Wait, what were we teaching the new generation of HHHIIBS’s??? (random mumbling #^)(^^^_$)*!%&!@)

WE HAVE COME TO A DECISION! THAT IS FOR ANOTHER TIME! WE ARE NOW GOING TO GIVE YOU A LIST OF SAYINGZ ‘N’ THEYR DEFYNISHINZ… (sorry, we just let our new intern type…)

  • So Snape!

– Used when something is too freakin’ awesome for <other> words…

  • So Slughorn!

-Use it if you <or something> sucks…

  • So Luna!

-Used when clothes are awesome! <by Losercorn standards>

  • So Lavender!

-Used when <popular’s> clothes aren’t totally pukey…

  • So Umbridge!

-Used <generally on teachers> when they <‘re clothes> suck immensley

DO NOT USE SO SLUGHORN FOR FEMALE TEACHER’S CLOTHING!!!

EVER!!!
YOU HEAR THAT!?!?

  • So Cho!

-If you are whining about your <dead> boyfriend, SOOOOOOOOO CHOOOOOOOO!

  • So Stupid!

-DON’T YOU PEOPLE HAVE HOMEWORK TO DO???

                 -The Losercorns