Welcome again to the class with no particular name or reason. today we will teach you about the many exclamations that you can use when being a total wierdo, ruining your social life, and therefore being a losercorn. anyway here are about 1,950,952,587 reasons NOT to grow cabbage on your porch. Wait, what were we teaching the new generation of HHHIIBS’s??? (random mumbling #^)(^^^_$)*!%&!@)
WE HAVE COME TO A DECISION! THAT IS FOR ANOTHER TIME! WE ARE NOW GOING TO GIVE YOU A LIST OF SAYINGZ ‘N’ THEYR DEFYNISHINZ… (sorry, we just let our new intern type…)
– Used when something is too freakin’ awesome for <other> words…
-Use it if you <or something> sucks…
-Used when clothes are awesome! <by Losercorn standards>
-Used when <popular’s> clothes aren’t totally pukey…
-Used <generally on teachers> when they <‘re clothes> suck immensley
DO NOT USE SO SLUGHORN FOR FEMALE TEACHER’S CLOTHING!!!
YOU HEAR THAT!?!?
-If you are whining about your <dead> boyfriend, SOOOOOOOOO CHOOOOOOOO!
-DON’T YOU PEOPLE HAVE HOMEWORK TO DO???