Lobsters are really cool, don’t you agree?
Especially those awesome blue ones!
the human race in general seems to like lobsters!
REALLY! THINK ABOUT IT!!!!
You’ve heard the song Rock Lobster? Haven’t you? It is super duper awesome. If you have not had the good fortune to have heard it, we order you to listen to it. Like, SOON.
Have you read Alice’s Adventures In Wonderland? It’s freaking awesome…
Well, in that story, there’s a thing called the Lobster Quadrille! It’s a dance. Involving lobsters! There’s even a song that goes with it! (This Losercorn has it memorized! Wootzle!)
On a more personal note, have you ever gone a day without wondering what in this world, or another, your friendly neighborhood lobster is up to?
How about this situation,
you’re staring out the window,
bored out of your mind…
a thought hits you in the face like a watermelon duct-taped to the end of a giant candy cane thrown by a crazed band of chocolate and Swiss cheese-coated hedgehogs!!!
That thought is…
“WHAT WOULD IT BE LIKE TO BE A LOBSTER!?!!!”
That question has haunted this Losercorn for many a night.
Would it be boring or awesome?
Do lobsters have to go to school?
If so, how does one make friends at a lobster school?
Are there secret lobster organizations?
ARE THERE LOBSTER NINJAS!?!?!?!?!
Being a lobster ninja would be just about the most amazing thing EVER.
Well, besides being an invisible lobster ninja that squirts caramel in the faces of its enemies…
What is your opinion on the topic of lobsters? We want to know!!! =D