Have you ever heard of a monsteruffin?

You know, the mutant monster muffin thing that feasts on mobile phones and only emerges from its magical hideout on Thursdays at 11:11?

We at Losercorns feel the overpowering duty to tell you about such creature!

There is no real need for you to know about the monsteruffin, as long as you are not a mobile phone, but as you simply MUST be an awesome person for finding this blog and therefor this particular informative post, so, well, you just should know!

A monsteruffin looks like a normal muffin.

Other than its striped fur, eyes, and random things sticking out from its head!!!

Any muffin you happen to see COULD be a monsteruffin in disguise!

You should ask said muffin if it is, or is not, a monsteruffin!

If it says yes, it is, in fact, a monsteruffin. We suggest cramming your phone in your mouth so that the monsteruffin cannot eat it. If you are lucky, you will eat it first! (Please note that phones taste MUCH better with some orange marmalade on top… Not that we would know, of course…)

If the muffin says no, than you should still be careful around it… Monsteruffins are notorious liars…

To help you visualize more accurately what a monsteruffin looks like, here is a rough sketch that this Losercorn made shortly after her last encounter with a monsteruffin! Her phone was never the same again…

You can click-y click on the image to see the whole thing!

Unfortunately, that is not the best drawing in the Losercorniverse…

We hope you get the point, though!

Watch out for those monsteruffins!!

-The Losercorns


One Response

  1. hey, its luna from polyvore! 🙂 i love this website its so awesome 😀 i’ll make sure i’m constantly on the lookout for these monsteruffins! and i’ll hide my mobile too~!! 🙂

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