Archive for June, 2010

Happy Doughnut Day!
June 4, 2010

The title says it all, today is possibly THE BEST day in the whole year. Ever.

DONUT! DOUGHNUT! WHATEVER!

In order to further expand your donuttiness today, go out and buy a case from your local donut vendor. Better yet, DIY donuts! Yay!

Here’s a fun poll to find exactly which donuts are the best! You can choose more than one answer if you want.

Yay!

In honor of this happy, happy day, here are some donuts that will make your eyes fall out!

GLaZe!

Homer Simpson would be proud.

Donut a la baconburger!

Yaaaaay!!!!

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A summary of 2010 so far
June 3, 2010

Here are some of the top things that happened or are supposed to happen in 2010. Not in any order, mind.

~Balloon Boy: A guy convinces his kid to fly away in a balloon. This all happened for the media. FAIL
~Puppet Museum UPDATE: They added Jim Henson stuff to the puppet museum! EPIC WIN!
~Obama’s State of the Union speech: Blah, Blah, Blah, now we are going to TOTALLY give up what we were just doing and try something totally different! Yaaaay! FAIL!!!
~Harry Potter theme Park will open: One word sums it up- Butterbeer. EPIC WIN!
~BP fixes the oil spilly thingy: Not on your life are they actually gonna do this on their own. EPIC FAIL!!!
~3D Tvs are coming out: This is no lie, we had a bet going in 2005 that 3D TV would come about commercially in 2010! SCORE! EPIC WIN!
~Prince of Persia movie will come out: Who snuck this one in? DECISION RESERVED UNTIL WE SEE THIS MOVIE FOR OURSELVES
~ Whooping cranes are slightly less endangered: Need we say more? EPIC WIN!
~Losercorns readership went up: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! This is by far the biggest event yet! EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC WIN!!!!!!!!!!

why are you still here?

Go away.

Now.

Bad woofle.

Nya Nya Nya Nya (Maneki Neko)
June 3, 2010

Welcome to the wonderful world of Maneki Neko, or lucky cats! Today we will all learn how to converse with one of the most epic Japanese things ever, including Godzilla and his entourage.

Here is a conversation sample that will teach you all you need to know:

Fred Neko (Fred the cat)- Nya Nya Nya, Nya Nya Nya, Nya Nya, Nya?
Trasnlation- Why are you hiding that bilingual salmon in your hair?

A Losercorn- Nya Nya Nya, Nya Nya Nya Nya, Nya.
Translation- I don’t know, but you can’t have it because you don’t have any mustard.

Fred Neko- Nya Nya Nya? Nya, Nya Nya Nya Nya, Nya Nya!
Translation- What are you talking about? I have a whole mustard mine right here!

A Losercorn- NNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Translation- OMG it’s canary!

Hopefully this has helped you fully comprehend the language of the Japanese lucky cat.

Until later, Nya, nya nya, nya.