Archive for July, 2010

Flip Flops
July 24, 2010

We really don’t like Flip Flops!
Ok… yes they are ok…
BUT!!!!!!
You can get hurt easily and when you try to decorate them no glue works!!! (except super glue because it is magicly magifullllllll!!![but who wants to go through that mess!])

So there is a solution!!!
All you have to do is click here:
CLICK!!!
Oh… Sorry it doesn’t seem to be working… uhh… this is embarrassing…
Oh well… I guess you could just go out and by Crocks? *sigh*

Why are you still here?
I will know attempt to spell flip flops with my nose:
ropi9p- rolpw
FAIL!!!
now I will attempt it again except with my lips:
flip flopsw
Not bad…
now chin:
c,jl cf,kjlzs
EPIC FAIL!
now toes:
flip flop[s
Not Bad!!
ok… well…
BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~this message was not made to offend any flip flop lovers.~

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Despicable Us
July 11, 2010

Hello! This post is about the movie “Despicable Me”.

Don’t worry if you haven’t seen it yet, we won’t give away any major plot points.

Firstly, we at Losercorns give this movie a 9.9/10. Our only problem was the “kid” humor that just doesn’t quite click unless you’re five.

The main character’s name is Gru. We will not go into details. Gru is awesome. Do not insult Gru. Ever. Or will will eat your cookies.

The movie is really funny, especially with the “older” humor that Disney/Pixar is known for. This movie is Dreamworks, but it has the same charm. Our only problem with this is that we are afraid that they will milk the movie into sequels like they did with Shrek. It basically can ruin the franchise.

We don’t think they will, though. The ending was very… um… ending-y.

As we said, the main character is Gru. He is played by Steve Carell. If you don’t know who that is, you might know Steve Carell from The Office. He plays Michael Scott. He is also a huge comedy person.

The primary antagonist is named Vector. He is a nerd. In a bad way, we’re afraid. He is voiced by Jason Segel (pronounced SEE-jill) You may have heard him before, but a lot of people can’t recognize him very well.

Gru’s mother is played by Julie Andrews. Before we go any further, Julie Andrews was Mary Poppins. And in the Sound Of Music. She is a NICE person. Gru’s mother is NOT a nice person.

Actually, almost everyone in this movie is pretty despicable, admittedly at varying levels. Almost. Except for three.

Anyhoo, although our favorite character is Gru, the minions come pretty close. They provide extensive comic relief. They also have a unique little language, which actually combines multiple different real languages. This is proven if you listen very carefully and if you speak a little bit of a few languages. For example, there is some English, a little Spanish, French, and probably loads of other languages. (By the way, stay in the theater for almost all of the credits. It is important.)

The last thing we want to say is a slight spoiler, and we recommend reading this after you see the movie. It will make more sense. You can read it, but we earnestly say, we quote, “PLZ PLZ PLZ NEVR EVR NOT YET!!!” The stuff below this paragraph is not a spoiler, but it will still make more sense later. What we want to say is this— Do you remember in the credits that the one minion was making hand puppets? Remember how Gru came up and the minion made a matching puppet and left? OK, remember how Gru chuckled a bit? Let us say this. That was a Number one evil villain chuckle. That was not a Horace the Clown chuckle. Let’s all remember that Gru is still very evil. But evil is fun, right? Tell me you might have once wanted to hug Malfoy, or Darth Vader, or someone else. Evil people have more fun because they have to pack it into those short little evil lives. Evil is NOT a bad thing. Um… At least in this case…

By the way, we did have an extensive summary of the movie, but it was accidentally maliciously destroyed.

And this pyramid is still for sale. 5 dollars, anyone?

NOT: Any similarity in this post to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Follow……….
July 3, 2010

Welcome to the most awesome thing to do EVER!!!!

All you have to do is follow the llamas

all
along
down
the
post

Until you finish!

y
A
y

llama

llama

llama llama

llama
llama

llama
llama

llama llama

VOLCANO A-SPLODES!!!

dead

dead
dead dead
dead

why are you

still looking for llamas?

there are none
they all

DIED

They blame you

It’s all your fault

LLAMA KILLER

why are you stil here

you are shameful

You are

a

nonbeliever Shuuuuuuuuun….

harry potter hates your guts

i think you are voldemort in disguise

the llamas still feel depressed

Look at these pies…

pie

pie pie

pie pie pie

pie

they are sooo

YUMMY

they beckon to you

FILLINGS!!!

cherry

apple

pum- OH WAIT THE LLAMAS CAN’T EAT THEM BECAUSE

THEY’RE DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!

they still hate you.

We hope

that
you are

happy…..

woah, look at this

opal necklace

it is so pretty

how about you wear it?

so pretttyy…

what do mean?

” remember Katie Bell “…

alright then.

here are two awesome quotes

two guys are watching baseball when

one guy

says

“what’s the point of

quidditch

if the snitch
is worth

150

points?

why

bother with the Quaffle?”

another one is

“my favorite
app

is the one

right before the

entree”

bloop bloop!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok this is the end…

If you can read this then you are MaGiCaL and the llamas all come back to life!!!!!!! they also all turn you into a magical llama with the power to turn everything else into either a llama or pie!

 

 

there is a magical magical secret in this post… FIND IT OR FACE THE LLAMAS OF FURY!

 

not furry, fury.  ok, they can be furry too…

 

THE LLAMAS OF FURRY FURY!!!!